and your heart
slows
and your mind
goes
where it won’t hurt
you to stay
hurt to take your
breath away
I don’t need you
anyway
all you do is
hurt
lie
bleed
die
| [Garwei]: | So there's this joke on the internet. You know how God walked on water... |
| [Me]: | Jesus. It was Jesus. |
| [Garwei]: | Yeah, him. So anyway, like 70% of cucumbers are water, right? So if you sit on a cucumber, you're 70% Jesus! |
| [Tahlia]: | ...but people are 70% water. |
| [Garwei]: | ...and so you could stand on somebody, then? |
I have this idea for a shirt.
It will say:
KEEP CALM
AND
BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING
It will be amazing.
Saw this at the store today.
mass effect 3 : shred it
ROCK THE REAPERS
DANANANANNAANNANA
Legit crying a little bit from laughter.
(via rawbeef)
The story of Dex-Starr. T_T
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP REBLOGGING THIS?
FUCK, WHY DID I REBLOG IT?
*cries*
^
Literally the saddest origin story ever.
FUCK, WHY IS THIS BACK
yes dex-starr, you good kitty ;_;
;__; oh god no not this again
Your dog will wait loyally by your grave from here until the end of time, but your cat will hunt down your murderer and avenge you.
GROSS
SOBBING
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sweet god noooooo
Crying in bed now
oh my god D: ;~;
Why would you do this to me
*sobs*
FUCK NOW I AM FULL OF SADS ;A;

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Introducing… Jakface’s DRAGON AGE art & calendar giveaway!
I have a lot of leftover art and calendars from last year. I know some of you didn’t get one of them when they were available, so here is your 20 chances to win one, along with a bunch of other awesome stuff! The pins are from the set I created back here. (Only the DA related ones!)RULES!
- You must be following me! (It’s for my followers/fans after all!)
- You can only reblog up to 5 times. Likes count as one, but reblogs up your chances!
- No likes/reblogs from giveaway blogs count.
- It’s International so I will ship ANYWHERE!
- Winners must contact me within 1 week or else they forfeit their prize!
- The Giveaway ends at the END OF JUNE and winners will be drawn on July 1st - CANADA DAY!
THE PRIZES!
2 Grand Prize Packages include:
- 1 Dragon Age calendar
- 8 8x10 Hotties of Thedas prints
- 2 5x7 prints
- 5 2x3 prints
- 10 buttons
- An ORIGINAL DRAWING - either Isabela/Merrill or Fenris dancing on the bar!
2 Second Tier Prize Packages include:
- 1 Dragon Age calendar
- 4 8x10 Hotties of Thedas prints
- 1 5x7 prints
- 2 2x3 prints
- 2 buttons
4 Third Tier Prize Packages include:
- 1 Dragon Age calendar
- 2 8x10 prints
- 1 5x7 print
- 1 2x3 print
3 Fourth Tier Prize Packages include:
- 1 Dragon Age calendar
- 1 8x10 print
- 1 5x7 print
2 Fifth Tier Prize Packages include:
- 1 5x7 print
- 1 2x3 print
- 1 button
3 Sixth Tier Prize Packages include:
- 1 5x7 print
- 1 button
2 Seventh Tier Prizes include:
- 1 5x7 print
Also, a Dragon Age Calendar will be given to 2 lucky winners. Which makes 20 prizes in all! Good luck, everyone!
Remember, it ends July 1st, 2012!
I called my mother and got a reasonable explanation from her about Mog’s condition.
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